Tracy Curtis

There is only one thing more annoying than making a New Year's resolution, and that's knowing full well what the resolution needs to be and not wanting to make it.

It's the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

When I hear people say, “I wish every day were Christmas,” I have to pause and think about that for a minute. I mean, the peace, joy and harmony part would be great. It's the shopping, turkey stuffing, gift-wrapping part that's the tougher sell.

We rent movies over the holidays. And first up this year is “Home Alone.”

I imagine Thanksgiving is going to take on new meaning this year.

Sometimes I think the punishment should fit the crime.

Well, the election's over and we have a new president. And I am going to miss everything about election coverage – the networks going head to head, the parties going toe to toe, races that are neck and neck, and no one seeing eye to eye.

Climbing up into a chair to get a pedicure, the woman beside me is jumpy.

My mom says you always knew when it was Halloween because she'd be at the grocery store getting cardboard boxes. We made our costumes.

If they hadn't revealed who Deep Throat was back in 2005, I would swear it was a woman. A woman with children.