It has been so long since Congress needed to pass a huge and urgent package of spending increases and tax cuts that few people understand how the politics of such a thing might work.
By George Will
Called to a Florida school that could not cope, police led the disorderly student away in handcuffs, all 40 pounds of her 5-year-old self. In a Solomonic compromise, schools in Broward County, Fla., banned running at recess. Long Beach, N.J., removed signs warning swimmers about riptides, although the oblivious tides continued. The warning label on a five-inch fishing lure with a three-pronged hook says, “Harmful if swallowed.”
From Charlotte lawyer James E. Ferguson II, in response to a Dec. 3 Viewpoint column by Charlotte lawyer Osborne Ayscue Jr.:
2008 in Review: Misconduct! Manipulation! Money-grubbing! ... And that's just United Way,
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